Bad song lyrics can ruin a perfectly good drive. One second you’re humming along to a platinum hit, and the next, some millionaire is singing about their untrimmed chest. It makes you want to park the car and contemplate the meaning of metaphors.
The internet has finally reached its breaking point, and the consensus is brutal. The fans aren’t talking about indie B-sides. These are the chart-toppers, the Grammy winners, and the legends who definitely should have known better.
Nothing kills a vibe faster than a songwriter getting too specific about anatomy. Whether it’s chest hair or "breasteses," these lines are officially haunting our ears.
Train, "Hey Soul Sister": “My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest.” One Reddit user summed it up: “makes me queasy every time I hear it lmao.”Jay-Z (on Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love"): "We sex again in the morning / Your breasteses is my breakfast."Shakira, "Whenever, Wherever": "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."John Mellencamp, "Jack & Diane": "Suckin' on a chili dog behind the Tasty Freeze."The "Wait, What?" Lyrics
Then there are the lines that make you pull the car over just to process the logic. From tattooed pets to plastic bag metaphors, these are the ones the internet can't stop roasting.
Taylor Swift, "The Tortured Poets Department": “You smoked, then ate seven bars of chocolate / We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist / I scratch your head, you fall asleep / Like a tattooed golden retriever.”Christina Perri, "Jar of Hearts": “You're gunna catch a cold/ from the ice inside your soul.”Katy Perry, "Firework": “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag / Drifting through the wind / Wanting to start again."Pink, "Raise Your Glass": “Party crasher / Panty snatcher/ Call me up if you gangsta / Don't be fancy/just get dancy.”Eminem, "Love the Way You Lie": "Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that's why they call it window pane."Sometimes, the lyrics aren't gross — they’re just aggressively unnecessary.
Hilary Duff, "So Yesterday": “If the light is off then it isn’t on.” (A commenter responded: no she's so right though).Van Halen (Van Hagar era), "Why Can't This Be Love": “Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”Pitbull, "Give Me Everything": "Me not working hard? Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak / Or, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak."The Hall of Fame
And finally, the lines that fans feel like they were written by setting a timer and opening up a rhyming dictionary.
LFO, "Summer Girls": "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick."Jason Derulo, "Trumpets": 'Is it weird that your bra remind me of a Katy Perry song.'Lil Wayne, "6 Foot 7 Foot": “Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.” (That line blew my middle school mind, wrote one Reddit user).Donna Summer, "MacArthur Park": “MacArthur Park is melting in the dark / All the sweet cream icing flowing down / Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don't think that I can take it cuz it took so long to bake it / and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh no.”The truth is, sometimes a song is so good you ignore the nonsense. But once you hear about the chili dog or the melting cake, you can never un-hear it.
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