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Striving for Imprefection: World’s slowest pedestrian
I’m impatient, tense, and in a frenzy as I pull up to the intersection to turn right. The light’s green but because a meandering male pedestrian is wandering unhurriedly across the crosswalk on the street to which I’m trying to turn, I’m stalled. He’s quite the eyeful; forty and short – maybe five and a half feet tall, with a hobbit-type potbelly. His brown hair is a bird’s nest of a toupee with the crown not even pretending to match the temples. He’s adorned in a garish, undersized, well-worn, striped, algae-greenish, polyester sports coat that doesn’t fit him — or the current decade. His trousers are twisted so his fly doesn’t line up with his belt buckle. Neither is aligned with the cente

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