Winter is here, and with the colder season comes the inevitable longer hours indoors. Playing in the snow is a blast, but can sadly only be enjoyed for so long. After you've had the snowball fight, used the sled, built the snowman and watched the flakes fall, it's best to head in by the fire and warm up. That doesn't mean that the fun stops, though! Telling stories and snowman jokes that cause raucous laughter is a great way to stay warm and cozy this season! Sometimes there's just snow better joke than a good pun. Then again, maybe you're more of a "knock knock" person, or perhaps you enjoy a more classic chuckle. No matter how you choose to cut up, we have a list of the 120 best snowman-related jokes for you to tell this winter that will be the enjoyment of young and old alike! Enjoy!Related: Yippee—You'll Be Shouting Out With Glee as You Read Through These 75 Reindeer Jokes
Best Snowman Jokes and One-Liners
1. What do you call a snowman that tells stories? A snow-fibber!2. What's a snowman's favorite restaurant? Chili's. 3. What do snowmen call their dads? Pop—sicle. 4. What types of games do snowmen play at parties? Ice-breakers! 5. What did the snowman exclaim to the pointy carrot? Get out of my face!6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow laughing matter; it's freezing out here! Related:165 Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Adults
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7. What do you call a snowman past his prime? Water! 8. What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.9. Why did the snowman go to school? He wanted to learn how to be cool. 10. What was the punishment for a bad snowman in jail? The ice-olation chamber! 11. What kind of food do snowmen avoid? Patty melts! 12. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.? SIGN UP for Parade's Daily newsletter to get the latest pop culture news & celebrity interviews delivered right to your inbox. ?13. What did the snowman say after a joke? That cracked me up!14. What is a snowman's favorite side dish? Cold-slaw!15. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!16. Why didn't the snowman go to the snowball? He had snow-one to go with him! 17. Why was the father snowman suspicious of his kids? Because they were clearly up to snow good!18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Frosty. Frosty who? Frosty the snowman, and I'm here to chill!Related: Get Ready To Play 'Never Have I Ever: Christmas Edition' This Year
Snowman Jokes for Kids and Adults
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19. What is a snowman's favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.20. Why are snowmen always eating carrots? Because they're right under their noses!21. What did the snowman spy receive from his higher ups? A license to chill! 22. What happened when the snowman saw the beautiful snowwoman? He was struck by love at frost sight! 23. What did the snowman hope to become from going to the gym daily? An abdominable snowman! 24. What is a snowman's favorite food? Icebergers!25. Why do snowmen enjoy living around the North Pole? Because it's so cool! 26. Where do snowmen keep all their money? Snowbanks! 27. Why did the snowman go on a diet? Too many frosty treats!28. What is a snowman's favorite thing to order from Dairy Queen? A blizzard. 29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you, Mr. Snowman!Related: 50 Best Elf on the Shelf Memes To Crack You Up This Holiday Season
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30. What's a snowman's favorite snack? Snow cones!
31. Why are snowmen great at math? Because they're good at "chill"-culation!
32. What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
33. What's the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
34. Why don't snowmen ever get angry? Because they just let off some steam.
35. Who is the most famous snowman superstar performing artist? Melt-on John!
36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Blizzard. Blizzard who? Blizzard, I forgot my hat for the snowman!
37. What do snowmen spread on their toast? Snow-jam!
38. What look did the snowman ask for at the salon? Frosted tips!
39. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
40. Knock, knock. Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
41. How do snowmen pay for goods and services? With cold hard cash!
42. What is a snowman's dog called? A slush puppy. Related: Find Out the Special Meanings Behind 17 Traditional Christmas Symbols, Including Bells, Holly, Ornaments and More
Short Snowman Jokes
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43. What kind of cake does a snowman like? Carrot cake!
44. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
45. What does the snowman think about snowflakes? That they're one of a kind!
46. What did the snowman call to his kids at dinnertime? Chill-dren! Time for supper!
47. How do snowmen stay healthy? With plenty of cold exercises.
48. What did the snowman say when he got caught in a blizzard? This weather is snow joke!
49. What do snowmen try to avoid? Heated arguments!
50. What's a snowman's favorite sandwich? Ice ham and cheese!
51. What does Frosty's mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
52. What song did the snowmen sing at the birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
53. What kind of headgear do Snowmen wear? Snow caps!
54. What does a snowman put on his pancakes? Snow syrup!
55. What do you call a snowman when he has a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
56. Why did the snowman miss the boat? Because time waits for snowman!
57. What did Santa say to the snowman who helped push him out a snowbank? You totally sleighed it!
58. What did the snowman order for lunch? A chilly dog!
59. Why don't snowmen wear scarves in the summer? They melt under pressure!Related: These Christmas 'Would You Rather' Questions Are Perfect for the Whole Family
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60. What bites but doesn't have teeth? Frost.
61. What song did the snowman and snowman slow dance to? I only have ice for you.
62. What do you call a snowman in the heat of summer? A puddle.
63. What is the first thing that greets a snowman who has made it to heaven? A snow angel!
64. Knock, knock. Who's there? Frostbite. Frostbite who? Frostbite is what happens when you touch a snowman!
65. Why was the snowman rooting around in a wheelbarrow full of carrots? He was picking his nose!
66. What kind of cereal do snowmen eat? Frosted flakes!
67. What did the snowman say to the hairdryer? You make me melt.
68. What's a snowman's favorite drink? Ice tea!
69. What did the dad snowman say when he dropped off his kids at school? I love you snow much!
70. Why do snowmen avoid hot soup? Because it causes a melt down!
71. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
72. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cold. Cold who? Cold you help me build a snowman?
73. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry vampire? Frostbite.Related: The 25 Funniest Christmas Memes We've Seen on the Internet
Funny Snowman Jokes and One-Liners
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74. What is a snowman's favorite game? Ice spy!
75. What did the snow—people say at the winter festival? I'm having snow much fun!
76. What do you call a snowman just south of the equator? A lost cause.
77. What do you call it when a snowman loses his cool? A meltdown.
78. What's a snowman's favorite vegetable? Iceberg lettuce!
79. Knock, knock. Who's there? Winter. Winter who? Winter you gonna build a snowman with me?
80. Why did the snowman eat a spicy pepper? To warm up his cold nose!
81. What is a snowman's favorite condiment? Chilly sauce.
82. Why were the snowmen having difficulty playing basketball? Because snowballs don't bounce!
83. What can you say if you catch a snowman doing something bad? Freeze!
84. What are the most important letters of the snowman's alphabet? I.C.!
85. Knock, knock. Who's there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo it back together; the snowman fell apart!
86. Why did the snowman refuse to eat cake? He was on an ice-cream-only diet!
87. How does a snowman travel? By riding an "icicle"!
88. How can you tell if a snowman was in your bed? You'll wake up cold and wet!
89. What do snowmen call the World Wide Web? The winter—net!
90. What does a snowman have for dessert? Ice cream sundae!Related: O Christmas Tree! 60 Christmas Tree Instagram Captions That Are To Bring You Joy This Holiday Season
Hilarious Jokes About Snowmen
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91. What kind of medicine do snowmen take? Chill pills.
92. Knock, knock. Who's there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? Snowflake it till you make it!
93. How did the snowman transport himself into town? He rode an icicle!
94. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosting!
95. What did the snowman from Frozen do when he saw something hilarious? He O—laffed!
96. Knock, knock. Who's there? Arctic. Arctic who? Arctic you to finish building the snowman!
97. How do snowmen say goodbye to each other? Have an ice day!
98. What does a snowman like to do on the weekend? Chill out!
99. What is a snowman's favorite food to grill? A brrrr grrrr!
100. What did people call the snowman who became a baker? Frosty the dough—man!
101. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chill. Chill who? Chill out; it's just me, the snowman!
102. If snowmen drank hot beverages, what would be their favorite? A frost-tea!
103. How do you know if a snowman is mad at you? He gives you the cold shoulder!
104. What did the snowman say when asked to do something he didn't want to? Snow way!
105. When the elves teased the snowman about having an orange nose, what did the snowman do? He didn't carrot at all!
106. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
107. What kind of cookies do snowmen like? Snow-doodles!
108. What are the best cupcakes to get a snowman? Ones with a lot of frosting! Related:150 Winter Instagram Captions for All Your Coolest Pics This Snowy Season
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109. What does a snowman like to drink? Iced tea.
110. What does a snowman have on his pizza? Extra ice and no heat!
111. What did one snowman say to another stressed-out snowman? Chill out!
112. What does the snowman put on his face before bed? Cold cream.
113. What happened when one snowman punched another snowman? He knocked him out cold.
114. Knock, knock. Who's there? Snowball. Snowball who? Snowball's coming; better watch out!
115. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
116. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
117. Where do snowmen do most of their shopping? On the winternet.
118. What do you call dandruff on a snowman? Snowflakes.
119. Why didn't the snowman get married? He got cold feet, unfortunately.
120. What happens when a snowman stubs his toe? It gets thaw.
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