Groundhog Day is the celebration of Punxsutawney Phil, the first groundhog to make a (mostly) successful prediction in 1887 on February 2. Each year, the public watches with anticipation to see if the newly named Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow or not. If he does see his shadow, then six more weeks of winter are in store. If he does not see his shadow, an early spring is in the forecast! The lore behind this suggests that a sunny day results in a shadow, causing the groundhog to burrow down for warmth, while a cloudy day with no chance of a shadow means that spring's early arrival is just around the corner. It's all a bit silly, which makes this a great time for Groundhog Day jokes, right?It's obviously clear that the lore isn't rooted in fact or scientific proof. For example, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) states that Punxsutawney's predictions have only been about 30% accurate over the past 10 years. And even though the Stormfax Almanac reported a 39% accuracy rate, that's still pretty low. Nevertheless, it is a whimsical tradition to gather round with like-minded fun seekers in hopes of watching that little groundhog pop up and not see its shadow for the forecast of an early spring. A little hope goes a long way.So, to stay on theme, why not celebrate all of that silliness with these 75 best Groundhog Day jokes with your friends and loved ones for an even better time? Laughter is the best medicine after all, and the funny quips could help distract you from the freezing winter temps while you await spring!Related: 5 Fun Facts About the Movie ‘Groundhog Day’
75 Best Groundhog Day Jokes
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How do groundhogs approach wellness?Hole-istically. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?Gopher gold. Why is the groundhog good at baseball? They catch all the ground balls! What do French groundhogs see on February 2nd? Their chateau. Where did Punxsutawney Phil go to school?Hogwarts. Groundhog Day feels like a meeting that could be an email.Why couldn't Punxsutawney Phil come out before February?He was ground(hog)ed.Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team?He was a ball hog. What do you call a groundhog who loves cold weather?An ice-solated individual. What do you call a royal woodchuck?A crowned hog. How do groundhogs know how many trees they've chewed?They keep a log. What do you call a pig with no legs?A ground hog.What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? Six more weeks of hockey. What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?He became a pound hog. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?An animal who's nuts about predicting the weather.Related: 35 Fabulous February Nail Ideas for 2026
Funny Groundhog Day Jokes for Kids
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What do you call a groundhog that throws amazing parties? The hog-ess with the mostest.Did the groundhog catch some fog yesterday? No, he mist. Why did the groundhog bring its watch to the bank? It wanted to save time. How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents?With hogs and kisses. What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail? That's the end of me! Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog?They hog the remote. What do you call a fake woodchuck story? A lot of hogwash. What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?A groundfrog. Did you hear about the groundhog that drank invisible ink?He's still at the doctor's, waiting to be seen!Why are woodchucks such bad drivers?They hog the road. Why was the groundhog afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why should you never share a bed with Punxsutawney Phil?He always hogs the covers. What does Punxsutawney Phil use to clean his laundry?Hogwash!What's a groundhog's favorite game? Shadow tag. What is a groundhog’s favorite drink?Hole milk.Related: LOL! 225 Funny (And Clean) Jokes Guaranteed To Make Kids Laugh
Short Groundhog Day Jokes
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What is a groundhog's favorite yoga pose? Sun salutations! Life is too short for shadows. What brand of syrup do groundhogs use on pancakes?Hog Cabin. What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?Ground-dog Day. Why is Punxsutawney Phil always cold? Because he has so many fans. Where do sick groundhogs go?The hogspital.What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party? Goes hog wild! What did the groundhog say when he saw his shadow? "I'm out."Why is the groundhog the luckiest animal? He pops out one day a year and still has a job. What did Batman say on Groundhog Day?I feel like a shadow of myself. Why are groundhogs considered introverts? They prefer to stay in. Groundhog logic: nap first, decide later. What did the groundhog say to six more weeks of winter? "Cool."What is a groundhog's favorite movie?Holes! What is a groundhog’s favorite color?Mahogany. What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?A round hog! What does a groundhog eat? Ground snacks!Related: Ha Ha Ha—101 Corny Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny Good
Groundhog Day Knock-Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy [Today] is Groundhog Day.Knock, knock! Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you on Groundhog Day.Knock, knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam Groundhog just predicted six more weeks of winter.Knock, knock! Who's there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes to you this Groundhog Day.Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey really have to wait six more weeks for spring?Knock, knock! Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Groundhog Day!Knock, knock! Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow.Knock, knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Knock, knock! Who's there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that's when the groundhog checks his shadow.Knock, knock! Who's there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is one way to catch a groundhog.Knock, knock! Who's there? Sia. Sia who? Sia in the spring!Knock, knock! Who's there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know there will be an early spring!Knock, knock! Who's there? Haven. Haven who? Haven't you had enough Groundhog Day jokes yet?Related: ‘Groundhog Day’ Is More Relevant Than Ever—but Where Is the Cast Now?
Groundhog Day Dad Jokes
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Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke?I keep hearing the same one over and over again. Why are groundhogs fabulous? They wear fur coats! Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity?He was Phil-anthropic. How do you stop a woodchuck from digging holes?Hog-tie it! How do you make pork sausage?Ground hog. How do you stop groundhogs from chasing people on skis? Take away their skis! Why was the groundhog upset about his home?He was having a bad lair day. Have you played that carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes, and you must smear them with avocado?I suck at guac-a-mole. How do you hire a groundhog?Put it on a ladder. How do groundhogs smell? With their noses! What do you call a groundhog in the middle of a tennis court?Annette. Did you hear about the groundhog that ate a frog?They say he'll croak. What animal takes up the most land?A groundhog. Why was the groundhog a good musician?He had perfect timing and knew exactly when to come out! What's the furriest side of a groundhog? The outside. How does the groundhog know when to look for his shadow?They tell him to gopher it.Related: Celebrate Groundhog Day With These 10 Cute and Easy Crafts for Kids
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