Who doesn't love a good pun? They can be used by any person of any age and are not only a great way to make people laugh, but also a good way to show off how witty you are. The best part are there are basically puns for every genre or interest you may have. From themes like food, animal and rock and roll puns, the possibilities are endless. If you're someone who grew up collecting rocks and loves science, chances are you'll enjoy the 55 funny rock puns we've rounded up.Some are cute, some are great one-liners, others are inspired by movies and some are so terrible that they'll make you chuckle in spite of yourself. Nevertheless, you'll see that there’s a pun for every mood, moment and personality type on our list. So whether you’re joking around at home with your family, sending a silly text to a friend who likes rock climbing, writing a message in a card or trying to impress someone on a date with your wordplay skills, these rock puns will make others smile and make you feel a little boulder than usual.Don't wait any longer, get ready to giggle, cringe and maybe even roll your eyes… but most of all, get ready to have fun with words in a way that’s as solid as a rock.Related: 175 Bad Jokes That Are So Cringeworthy, You Can’t Help but Crack Up
55 Best Rock Puns
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1. You're adding basalt to the wound.2. It’s a hard rock life for us.3. I’ll never take you for granite.4. You stone my heart.5. Have a gneiss day.6. Shale we dance?7. This steak is sublime(stone).8. Whatever you do, always keep your coal.9. I think I got the schist of it.10. You're a (rock)star!11. Stop being so sedimentary at your office job.12. Walk and chalk.13. We're just pebbles in the universe.14. Rock your way to the top.15. Are you chert about this?Related: Zoning Out? We've Got 150 Coffee Puns To Perk You Right Up!
Funny Rock Puns & One-liners
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16. I thought you were boulder than that.17. Be patient with geologists—they all have their faults.18. I’m rock-et powered.19. Naught or gneiss.20. Pumice yourself together.21. Feeling boulder today than yesterday.22. When the schist hits the fan.23. The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.24. Schist happens.25. Garnet-flix and chill.26. You are boulder-ful from head to toe!27. I’m feeling rock-tastic.28. Don't take that stone with me.29. A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.30. Built rock tough!31. Take it with a grain of basalt.32. I’ve got a heart of stone, but vibes of gold.Related: These 75 Chemistry Pick Up Lines Will Definitely Spark a Reaction
Cute Rock Puns
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Related: 75 Dinosaur Puns That Are Prehysterically Funny46. Let's have a quarry-oke night!47. Call me, beep me, Kimberlite Possible.48. You boulder me away.49. I don't give a schist.50. Don’t quarry, be happy.51. Take it with a grain of sand(stone).52. Gabbro code.53. You make my heart slate.54. Life is full of pebbles.55. Quarry-ing my heart away.Up Next:
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