Winter. You either love it or hate it, but whatever the case may be, you need to get through it. In addition to the fun treats in-season, like Wendy's Peppermint Frosty or all of the winter coffee flavors, there is even more to smile about. Winter doesn't have to be a dreary time—you can laugh your way through all of that ice and snow instead! We've compiled a whopping 101 winter jokes that make fun of the weather and add a little bit of warmth to the season. After all, the best way to embrace this time of year is to make yourself a warm fire, grab your cozy slippers, sip on a hot chocolate and enjoy a little humor. Don't be surprised by references to snowmen, penguins and polar bears. All of them are so cute and have the innate ability to survive winter.If you already love the cold, then these funny jokes are just ice-ing on the cake! And if you would rather go into hibernation mode, this humor will at least bundle you up in joy. Related: 165 Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Adults
Best Winter and Cold Weather Jokes
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1. What did the mitten say to the hand? I've got you covered.2. What do you call a cold thief? A brrrr-glar.3. Why is a sled always discouraged? It's continuously on a downward slide.4. Why did the snowman hold up his arms? He was told to freeze.5. What did the black ice ask the car? Wanna go for a spin?6. What happens when a mosquito lands on a snowman? He gets frostbite.7. Why did the snowman leave? He had a meltdown.8. Where does a snowman store his cash? In a snowbank.9. Why did the reindeer have a limp? He took a snowfall.10. Why was there a puddle in front of the fireplace? A snowman was trying to warm himself.11. What bites but doesn't have any teeth? Frost.12. What kind of Mexican food do snowmen like? Burrr-itos.13. What do you call a ghost in the winter? Casp-brrr.14. What do barbershops serve in the winter? Cold cuts.15. What do you call a snowman's dad? Popsicle.Related: These 50 Christmas 'Would You Rather' Questions Are Perfect for the Whole Family
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16. What is the purpose of bundling up? Antifreeze.17. Why did the orchestra set up in the snow? They wanted to play "cool jazz."18. What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.19. How do you know when a snowman is scared? He's sitting in yellow snow.20. What is the best way to build a snow fort? I-gloo it together.21. What happens when you ask Santa for money? He leaves cold hard cash.22. How does Jack Frost keep warm? With a thick blanket of snow.23. Why does Frosty's wife look so young? She uses cold cream on her face.? SIGN UP for Parade's Daily newsletter to get the latest pop culture news & celebrity interviews delivered right to your inbox. ?24. Why did the two snowmen part ways? One was just too flaky.25. What kind of fish do penguins hunt at night? Starfish.26. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? "Hey, do you smell carrots?"27. What do you call plays and musicals in the North Pole? Snow business.28. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.29. How do North Pole carpenters fix things? Igloos it together.30. Where do snowmen go dancing? Snowballs.Related: 100 Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings To Inspire Santa-Worthy Laughs
Winter Dad Jokes for Kids and Adults
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32. What are little snowmen called? Chill-dren.
34. When does winter begin? When autumn leaves.
36. Why are polar bears so big? Because they snack on ice cream and snow cones.
38. How does a snowman lose weight? He drinks only hot chocolate.
40. How does Jack Frost stay so thin? He only eats iceberg lettuce.
42. What happened when an icicle landed on the girl's head? It knocked her out cold.
44. What do snowmen typically eat for lunch? Icebergers.
46. What do snowmen win in the Olympics? Cold medals.
48. How did the snow globe feel after being told a scary story? A bit shaken up.
50. Why did the man pour hot water on his computer? His windows froze.Related: 150 Winter Instagram Captions for All Your Coolest Pics This Snowy Season
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52. Why should you invite an ice fisherman to your party? To help break the ice.
54. How does a snowman travel through town? On b-ICE-icle.
56. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
58. How did the man feel after being buried under the avalanche? A bit under the weather.
60. What kind of math do snowy owls like best? Owlgebra.Related: 115 Snowman Jokes That Will Have You Ho-Ho-Howling
Funny Winter Jokes and One-Liners
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62. How do mountain tops handle the cold? They put on their snow caps.
64. Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow body.
66.What did the snowman's wife put over the baby crib? A snowmobile.
68. How do you know when you have angered a snowman? You'll get the cold shoulder.
70. What did a police officer ask a suspect in the Arctic? Where were you the night of September to March?
72. Who protects snowmen? Snow angels.
74. How do polar bears make their beds each morning? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
75. What is a snowman's favorite type of seasoning? Chilly flakes.Related: 75 Festivus Quotes To Celebrate the 'Airing of Grievances'
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77. What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
79. What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
81. How can you tell when a snowman is embarrassed? He begins to slush.
83. What is the elf's favorite time at the workshop? Snow and tell.
85. What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
87. What do trees say after winter is over? What a re-leaf!
89. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot. You can easily catch a cold.
90. What do you call a penguin in the city? Lost.Related: 80 Elf Jokes for Kids To Make You Laugh and Appreciate Santa's Little Helpers This Christmas
Short Winter Jokes
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92. Why do reindeer have fur? Because snowsuits don't fit them.
94. What happens when you cross a wizard with a blizzard? You get a cold spell.
96. How do you stay warm in any room during the winter? Go into a corner. It's always 90 degrees.
98. What does a snowman take when he's afraid of melting? A chill pill.
100. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost.
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